It's a good feeling isn't it? Pulling a fast one? So you get home around 5 am and oh crap! I have to go to work in an hour. Whip out the FIB-U-LATOR, and pull out "I just found out I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information."
Whether you work in IT, HR, go to school or just hang at the homestead all day, FIB-U-LATOR's got your back. You can get out of work, come in late, blow off the spouse for... ah who cares? It's all in there.
With hundreds of excuses to choose from, you'll be on the fast-track to slacker-town in no time flat.